The members of Legs Nose Robinson are pretty big fans of Firefly series. So for their latest music video, they decided to take The Hero of Canton and their own song The Doctor is a Ladies Man and meld them into a gloriously absurd and hilariously nerdy concoction.
Jayne, the man they call Janye…
He offers ’em time and he offer ’em space.
He never comes early, he never comes late.
Oh the ladies for him they will line up in rows,
The Doctor will see you now, everyone knows.
The Doctor is a ladies man, at least that’s what I’m told.
He’s got two hearts he’s twice the man, in ways you’ll never know.
Well, you might ask, “Doctor of what?”
But the truth is that nobody knows.
A suit too tight his hair a fright, and those Time Lord pheromones.
He offers ’em time and he offers ’em space.
He never comes early, he never comes late.
Oh from queens of the Nile, to Marilyn Monroe,
For him they will all line up in droves.
He takes them in his big blue box. He takes them for a ride.
He tells them tales of awe and fright, but most of them are lies.
(Lies, lies, lies!)
Once he gets inside your mind, he gets bigger don’t you know.
So please step back, no need to act, just watch that sonic go.
(Go!)
He offers ’em time and he offers ’em space.
He never comes early, he never comes late.
Oh the ladies for him ain’t hard to explain.
The hero of too many things to ever name.
The doctor’s a ladies man, the man they call…
John Smith.
“The Hero of Canton” from Firefly
“The Doctor is a Ladies Man” by Legs Nose Robinson
New composition and recording by Legs Nose Robinson